The Frilly: 100% Theatrics. 0% Warning.

Sneaky inside info: Designed for my wife. All drama. Goes from 0 to 100 - fast!

Don't do subtle? The frill's up, the volume's up, and there is no warm up before the sh*t hits the fan. This one’s for the chaos-bringer, the headline-maker, the walking warning label with zero actual warnings. 100% theatrics and 0% chill, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Wear it if you dare. 

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Built simple. Worn hard. This 100% cotton staple tee doesn’t try too hard—and it doesn’t have to. Soft, durable, and ready to throw under a jacket or wear solo when the job’s done but the attitude isn’t. Pre-shrunk for extra durability.

🚨 Terms of Engagement 🚨

We don’t sit on shelves.📦 This gear is printed the moment you pull the trigger. That means it takes a little longer to land—but it also means no waste, no dead stock, and no compromises.

⛔️ Once the order hits the system, it’s locked and loaded. No edits, no swaps. We move fast. You should too. Zero bulk. Zero excess. Just purpose-built gear, printed for the ones who get it. Thanks for backing what matters.

🔥 No Exchanges or Refunds. All our gear is made to order—no warehouse, no shelf stock, no second chances on sizing mistakes. If you order the wrong size, that one’s on you. Check the size guide. Measure twice. Rage never.

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🩸 Damaged or Misprinted Gear. We don’t tolerate failure in the field. If your item rocks up damaged or defective, send us pics within 30 days and we’ll sort it—refund or reprint, no drama. We back our gear. If it’s on us, we’ll make it right.

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⚙️ Fulfilment Time. Every order is printed just for you. Most gear is fulfilled right here in Australia, but if local stock runs low, we may source from international partners.    No fast fashion. No corner-cutting. And definitely no cheap knockoffs.

📦 Standard fulfilment time is 5–7 days before shipping—because good things aren’t churned out. They’re forged. 🤙🏻

Size guide