The Black Cockatoo: Screams are Tactical

Some people stay quiet under pressure.
You? You scream — while flying straight into the fight.

This isn’t panic. This is how we communicate at velocity.
It’s instinct. It’s intensity. It’s calculated volume.

Just like the black cockatoo — loud, rare, wildly intelligent.
It doesn’t make noise for attention.
It screams because it owns the airspace.

This design is for the ones who don’t bottle it up —
they launch it with wings spread and fire under their tail.

You’re not losing it.
You’re weaponising it.

Zero Alpha – Screams are tactical. So are you.

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This unisex tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favourite. 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk fabric.

🚨 Terms of Engagement 🚨

We don’t sit on shelves.📦 This gear is printed the moment you pull the trigger. That means it takes a little longer to land—but it also means no waste, no dead stock, and no compromises.

⛔️ Once the order hits the system, it’s locked and loaded. No edits, no swaps. We move fast. You should too. Zero bulk. Zero excess. Just purpose-built gear, printed for the ones who get it. Thanks for backing what matters.

🔥 No Exchanges or Refunds. All our gear is made to order—no warehouse, no shelf stock, no second chances on sizing mistakes. If you order the wrong size, that one’s on you. Check the size guide. Measure twice. Rage never.

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🩸 Damaged or Misprinted Gear. We don’t tolerate failure in the field. If your item rocks up damaged or defective, send us pics within 30 days and we’ll sort it—refund or reprint, no drama. We back our gear. If it’s on us, we’ll make it right.

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⚙️ Fulfilment Time. Every order is printed just for you. Most gear is fulfilled right here in Australia, but if local stock runs low, we may source from international partners.    No fast fashion. No corner-cutting. And definitely no cheap knockoffs.

📦 Standard fulfilment time is 5–7 days before shipping—because good things aren’t churned out. They’re forged. 🤙🏻

Size guide