Aw… You Thought I Cared.

This one’s not for the sugarcoated. It’s for the woman who smiles sweetly while setting boundaries with surgical precision. Aw. You Thought I Cared is a full-frontal mood—vintage skull, sunglasses on, florals blooming, and not a single ounce of patience for nonsense. The gold-burnished design fuses feminine edge with Zero Alpha’s signature grit, perfect for those who are done explaining themselves.
Wear it loud. Or wear it with a deadpan stare. Either way, message received.

Printed only on black. Because this isn’t a pastel personality. This is for the unapologetic, the unbothered, and the unmistakably done.

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Built simple. Worn hard. This 100% cotton staple tee doesn’t try too hard—and it doesn’t have to. Soft, durable, and ready to throw under a jacket or wear solo when the job’s done but the attitude isn’t. Pre-shrunk for extra durability.

🚨 Terms of Engagement 🚨

We don’t sit on shelves.📦 This gear is printed the moment you pull the trigger. That means it takes a little longer to land—but it also means no waste, no dead stock, and no compromises.

⛔️ Once the order hits the system, it’s locked and loaded. No edits, no swaps. We move fast. You should too. Zero bulk. Zero excess. Just purpose-built gear, printed for the ones who get it. Thanks for backing what matters.

🔥 No Exchanges or Refunds. All our gear is made to order—no warehouse, no shelf stock, no second chances on sizing mistakes. If you order the wrong size, that one’s on you. Check the size guide. Measure twice. Rage never.

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🩸 Damaged or Misprinted Gear. We don’t tolerate failure in the field. If your item rocks up damaged or defective, send us pics within 30 days and we’ll sort it—refund or reprint, no drama. We back our gear. If it’s on us, we’ll make it right.

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⚙️ Fulfilment Time. Every order is printed just for you. Most gear is fulfilled right here in Australia, but if local stock runs low, we may source from international partners.    No fast fashion. No corner-cutting. And definitely no cheap knockoffs.

📦 Standard fulfilment time is 5–7 days before shipping—because good things aren’t churned out. They’re forged. 🤙🏻

Size guide